Unicorn

A gay house-husband, usually younger than his partner & often a trophy-boy

Patrick finally settled down & has a hot unicorn!

Unicorn by The good twin NM January 14, 2026

unicorn fart in the wind 

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world

Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

unicorn fart in the wind by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022

Unicorn Mom 

UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.

I met a fellow Unicorn Mom at the mommy and me class, we chatted about our support group, Unicorn Moms.

Unicorn Mom by UnicornMoms June 18, 2016

unicorn airplane 

A plane that existed more on paper than in actuality. Produced in extremely small numbers or prototype levels.

The J-8II PP is an unicorn airplane because it was an American upgrade package to the J-8II but never delivered due to sanctions around Tiananmen Square.

unicorn airplane by MiG Enthusiast February 10, 2023

Unicorn Skins 

Noun: beautiful magical paper carefully carved off of the unicorn itself that is basically just iridescent tissue paper/cellophane that is typically used for shattered glass nails.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE UNICORN SKINS, THEY ARE ALMOST AS AMAZING AS MY HOLO NAIL POLISH.

Unicorn Skins by Raging HOLOSEXUAL September 12, 2016

unicorn hunting 

When a heterosexual couple searches for a bisexual woman to be the third in a three person relationship.

Honey, how do you feel about hitting up OKCupid to go unicorn hunting?

unicorn hunting by milkypudding April 12, 2014

Unicorn Queef 

A vaginal fart after your done doing it from behind while consuming shrooms.

God she ate so many shrooms while I was giving it to her from behind that she did a unicorn queef.

Unicorn Queef by The Ass Man 9999 August 27, 2010