Twat-ripple

When you're having sex doggy style, and you look down and watch her behind to see yourself going in and out of her and on the outstroke the skin clings to your penis a little bit and the thin layer of her vagina wall pulls out like it's going to turn inside out, but only a tiny little bit like a couple of millimeters. It goes back in when you push back in. In, out, in, out. That is a twat-ripple.

Man 1: Oh man I was fucking her doggy-style last night and it was so awesome!
Man 2: Sweet! Did you see her twat-ripple?
Man 1: Hell yeah!

by Cocillian Flash April 4, 2006

SafeTGard twat

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.

Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."

by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010

twat gut

See bunt

"I thought the girl was walking backwards, but it was just a bad case of twat gut."

by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 30, 2003

twat hound

Variation of playboy or poon hound. Often used to describe a man in wolf mode.

You ol twat hound you.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

Twatatized

so fixated or mesmerized on a twat (vagina)

damnnnnn when she took off her clothes i was twatatized

by Hopex343 September 30, 2006

twat pink

Shade of bright pink, akin to that found in female genitals.

He was so embarrassed, his face went twat pink.

by Twabasco February 15, 2009

twat dung

when a woman wont shut the fuck up, what comes out of her mouth is reffered to as twat dung.

that bitch wont stop talking about womens rights... im starting to smell some nasty twat dung.

by marniac June 5, 2009