The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.
Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
by squiggular November 28, 2021
a booger,mucose
by pedro, i am the shit (: hahaha September 02, 2008
tom : hey what that fuck do you call it when your shit goes back up your ass?
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens
by doctoroctaganapus bwaaaa July 08, 2009
A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
by fling! December 16, 2011
When you take a dump, it is that last chunk of poop left in your toilet that pops back out after you flushed.
Common man, flush a second time! I just went in the bathroom and seen your regurgi-turd left in the toilet!
by Dego Dan December 21, 2007
A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.
Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
And we're off like a turd of hurdles!
Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
by Theortiz6 November 02, 2012
The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
by Keegan_The_Cat January 05, 2013