Tumblr Snob

The people on tumblr who think that just because they have a lot of followers it means they run that shit, freak out about it being mentioned outside of the website, or think that posting a gif you didn't make but don't to be yours is a federal crime.

Random Post: Isn't he adorable? (insert gif of Rupert Grint)

Tumblr Snob: OMG! You are such a horrible person. You didn't even make that! And just because you don't claim to it doesn't make it any better!

Tumblr Snob by Fed-up With Dumb Bitches September 12, 2011

tumblr asshole

A tumblr asshole-a common phrase, is used when describing someone who first, compliments someones blog, and then asks for a promo directly after.

askersurl: omg I LOVEEEEE your blog p4p?!?!
messagereceiversurl: omg, your such a tumblr asshole.

tumblr asshole by Jonothaan July 7, 2012

tumblr girl

A girl who wears crop tops and "high-waisted" shorts. She takes a picture with her Canon camera with her tongue out, finds a random quote about life on Google, then goes on Instagram or Tumblr, posts that picture, writes the quote in the caption (So her followers or viewers don't think that she's dumb,) and BOOM! People come across her HD photos and quotes. She keeps on going until she has 94273763637K Followers or something and then gives her account away. She also writes in all lowercase letters. Oh, and she loves Starbucks. They all do.

Also see hipster

tumblr girl: *posts a picture and writes "life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the breathtaking moments you have*

regular girl: "Ugh no not a Tumblr Girl again."

tumblr girl: lol ya dat's right bby ya i'm hereeee c:

tumblr girl by endergirl0617 July 19, 2013

Tumblr Whore 

Someone who posts their entire life on Tumblr, usually to seem dramatic or to use in place of actual communication.

Josh: Hey man did you and Emily break up? I saw her post a bunch of emo pictures on her tumblr.

Dave: Yeah, she's a total tumblr whore.

Tumblr Whore by Incredibly Annoyed April 7, 2011

Tumblr kid 

Said of a member of the generation z who is:
Depressed (or fakes it)
Lonely (or fakes it)
Very (unnecessarily) invested in fandom
LGBT (or fakes it)
And practices or had practiced some sort of art (or claims to but gave up after a week)
Note this term does not demand that someone possesses a tumblr log in

Why are you so surprised that I wrote this depressed fanfic? I’m a tumblr kid

Tumblr kid by Some sort of freak I guess July 27, 2019

tumblr girl

White hipster girls who post crop pics of themselves showing their tanned midriff posing highwaist short shorts, fringed shirts, and heels (if the picture doesnt stop at their upper thighs). Sometimes a group of friends. They are all generic and are annoying.

For some reason, dumbasses think everyone wants be a tumblr girl when in reality nobody but hipster blogs gives two shits about them.

tumblr user: *scrolls though dashboard* ugh another tumblr girl. When will they end?

tumblr girl by Whatislove? April 5, 2012

Tumblr Time Zone 

That one period of time, (usually around 4-5 hours) in the day when almost all of the people you follow on Tumblr are active.

After the Tumblr Time Zone passed, it got really boring, with no one active and posting.

Tumblr Time Zone by UltramanVectis April 19, 2015