treal

A combination of the words 'true' and 'real'. This term can be applied to anything, so long as it is true and real in nature. This word has been used in the comic House of Sugar by Rebecca Kraatz, as the word is discovered by a girl during her first experience with acid.

"My best friend is treal. So is Jimi Hendrix."

by REginaSPEKTor April 23, 2008

treachery

the act of undermining a woman's abilities as an effective and humorous event promoter.

Eunice hired a dirigible to advertise her tupperware party, only to have her husband dismiss her efforts in a blatant act of treachery by saying "my evite was better."

by NathanielSnerpus October 29, 2009

Dont tread on me

Dont hurt me I'm weak

Dont tread on me I'm busy.

by Jcredskin1221 October 18, 2020

treacle

Pronounced 'tray-a-kul' - a person who hails from the Mid Wales town of Welshpool. Apparently there used to be (and still may be) a treacle factory there.

At least I'm not an in-bred like you, you treacle c**t!

by european_bob September 23, 2005

treadmill

when you are having sex in the same manner for extended periods of time

i was treadmillin' dat hoe all night

by allthemhatersbejockinme February 7, 2008

Treadmill Moms

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Teakell

1. Unit of measurement. An amount of time between discipline actions at a company. Generally seen as 48 hours.

2. noun/verb. To screw up so badly that a tool or piece of equipment is no longer usable by most people.

1. Well, looks like Mike is running at 1.5 Teakells.

2. Dude, I had to borrow your drill yesterday...and...well...it got Teakell'd. Lucky for you, there's a warranty repair center in town.

by CR-Pyro October 17, 2007