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One lacking social awareness or ignoring their own mental capacity to realize when they're a pawn to unsustainable corporate interests. A slave and/or sell-out to the globalization of business power.
by gnuosphere October 14, 2011
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Someone who is ridiculously dumb, make an ass of themselves, and hasn't got a clue about what's going on around them. However, tools are usually used and kept around for either entertainment purposes (ie. getting them to do something really stupid for laughs) or for other things (ie. transportation).
Phil: Hey, that Dick guy, he's a fuckin' tool! He sings "I'm a Little Tea Pot" when I tell him to.

Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.
by brouhaha November 12, 2009
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A person so dense or desperate for acceptance by their peers that they unknowingly subject themselves to ridicule, being used, and continuously looking like an ass hat.
Michelle from the immunology/microbiology department is such a lonely, pathetic tool; that's why Rebeca only eats lunch with her when she's broke.
by godzilla's lover January 2, 2008
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What you become once you enlist in the armed forces.
When standing at the position of attention, I feel like such a tool.
by MisterWang September 16, 2005
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1.one who wears pink american eagle polos that are two sizes to small.
2. Wears a headband while his hair is spiked and works out with an ipod band around his arm.
3.one who grunts loud at the gym thinking hes actually working out
shalice saw those tools and dropped her pants for them.
by dirty sanchez's October 30, 2007
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michael david wilson from oak lawn Illinois
is the direct deffintion of a tool
he currently goes to southern illinois which makes him even more of a tool
tool, flake
by danielle quarles October 17, 2008
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A paramedic that loves the color purple, plays christmas music starting november first, pays $1200 for a PSP (from Rent-A-Center), worships rent-a-center, throws garbage out the window, and has obtained the status of social outcast. Also, wears a utility belt that has earned himself the nick "jingles", and has place himself on the homosuspicion list.
Eric is such a tool.
by Commodore November 11, 2006
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