tool

1) A person who is difficult to be around a "piece of work"
2) Someone who does stunts to get attention
3) A person who tries to hard to be cool; a poser

Teenage boys, Posers, "Cling ons"

by Mary Margaret July 18, 2008

tool

One lacking social awareness or ignoring their own mental capacity to realize when they're a pawn to unsustainable corporate interests. A slave and/or sell-out to the globalization of business power.

That tool doesn't even know he's toeing the line.

by gnuosphere October 14, 2011

tool

A person so dense or desperate for acceptance by their peers that they unknowingly subject themselves to ridicule, being used, and continuously looking like an ass hat.

Michelle from the immunology/microbiology department is such a lonely, pathetic tool; that's why Rebeca only eats lunch with her when she's broke.

by godzilla's lover January 2, 2008

tool

What you become once you enlist in the armed forces.

When standing at the position of attention, I feel like such a tool.

by MisterWang September 16, 2005

tool

1.one who wears pink american eagle polos that are two sizes to small.
2. Wears a headband while his hair is spiked and works out with an ipod band around his arm.
3.one who grunts loud at the gym thinking hes actually working out

shalice saw those tools and dropped her pants for them.

by dirty sanchez's October 30, 2007

tool

michael david wilson from oak lawn Illinois
is the direct deffintion of a tool
he currently goes to southern illinois which makes him even more of a tool

tool, flake

by danielle quarles October 17, 2008

tool

1)one who shares similarities with a screwdriver, or a wrench for example.
2)one who is being fucked without their awareness.

Jim, " haha, i fucked Gary yesterday, and he didnt even know!!!"
johnny, "haha what a tool!"

by Tooly McScrew January 10, 2006