Taint Fuck

the sexual act of rubbing taints together for either a safe sex option or foreplay.

Guy A: "Dude did you score last night?"
Guy B: "Nah man, we just taint fucked and passed out"

"May I taint fuck you maam?"

"I dry taint fucked her on the dance floor"

by peterkz October 16, 2008

Taint Baker

When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.

Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.

by klillzle February 15, 2009

taint master

one who reigns over all taints. hairy and non.

by sama April 28, 2003

taint paint

To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.

Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.

by Migrainiac January 6, 2006

taint farmer

Someone who has such a nasty front butt that you suspect they grow vegetables in their taint.

"Man, that Dean is a taint farmer. His large front butt provides perfect conditions for growing potatoes in his taint."

by Jassbum April 9, 2008

Attenuation of the Taint

1. An enhanced interrogation technique, notoriously employed at the abu-Ghraib prison, involving the pulling of the scrotum and anal cavity in opposite directions, with the goal of inflicting pain to a suspect's crotch region. Unlike with typical torture methods, any information obtained through this practice will be admissible in a criminal proceeding, as it is as an exception to the "fruit of the poisonous tree doctrine".

2. A long-term medical condition, typically caused by successful subjection to such a technique.

For determining attenuation of the taint, see People v. Thomas (1980) 112 Cal.App.3d 980, 986 (observing that “what constitutes ‘exploitation’ on the one hand and what fact or facts will lead a court to say that the taint has become attenuated, cannot be determined by pressing a button: the answer depends on reason and precedent.”)

by filthy_kozinski January 18, 2010

slit taint

the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.

Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened

Oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bloody slit taint.

by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009