Shetland Pony

The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony

Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed

by Davollin December 09, 2008

Fashion Pony

Dressing in a specific, usually sophisticated way, to fool people into thinking you’re a higher ranking professional.

They let me into the VIP area and put me on the managers tab. I’m so happy they fell for my Fashion Pony.

by emmveg December 12, 2018

Pony bait

A term used for damaged my little ponies that can’t be restored to their original state, be it due to plastic colour fade or any other conditions. These ponies are often used for OOAK (custom) projects and will be sold for this purpose.

I got this toy bundle, it’s full of pony bait

by XxXiXxX October 23, 2019

Pony Tailya

The naughty bits on the Na'vi used for intercourse.

She let her hair down and exposed her pony tailya to the other Na'vi.

by amiinterestedinthis June 12, 2010

Pony piss

Not difficult and easy to do.

This job is pony piss compared to the last one!

by Posttisshit June 14, 2020

pony yogurt

A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.

Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!

by tupac_lives March 17, 2016

pony pool

A group of single male or female friends comprised of EX's and people who want to get with the person who keeps a pool. Commonly involved in inappropriate conversations and sexual advances with who has the pool.

Common outcome of a Pony pool inappropriate behavior by both parties.

Examples of use:
" She keeps a Pony pool because she's afraid of commitment."
" she keeps a Pony pool because it's easier to cheat"
" She keeps A Pony pool because she doesn't want to reject them and hurt their feelings."

by Angrytrucker May 08, 2016