Rumble-taint

Noun. A widely used term for behavior that redefines thunder-cuntery, specifically in the steampunk genre. Rumbletaint is literally an infectious disease, a horrible VD, a composite of the Clap, Crabs and Lead-Based-Paint-Poisoning from polishing the undersides of poseurs' zeppelins … with your mouth.
Oh dear Christ! I hung out with some uptight steampunks and caught me the rumble-taint! My junk is colors I don't have words for!!!!

That she-bitch gives me the shivers, I smell a bad case of the rumble-taint!
by A Count Named Slick-Brass November 25, 2010
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Taint Baker

When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.
Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.
by klillzle February 16, 2009
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taint master

one who reigns over all taints. hairy and non.
by sama April 28, 2003
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taint paint

To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.
Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.
by Migrainiac January 06, 2006
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taint farmer

Someone who has such a nasty front butt that you suspect they grow vegetables in their taint.
"Man, that Dean is a taint farmer. His large front butt provides perfect conditions for growing potatoes in his taint."
by Jassbum April 09, 2008
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Attenuation of the Taint

1. An enhanced interrogation technique, notoriously employed at the abu-Ghraib prison, involving the pulling of the scrotum and anal cavity in opposite directions, with the goal of inflicting pain to a suspect's crotch region. Unlike with typical torture methods, any information obtained through this practice will be admissible in a criminal proceeding, as it is as an exception to the "fruit of the poisonous tree doctrine".

2. A long-term medical condition, typically caused by successful subjection to such a technique.
For determining attenuation of the taint, see People v. Thomas (1980) 112 Cal.App.3d 980, 986 (observing that “what constitutes ‘exploitation’ on the one hand and what fact or facts will lead a court to say that the taint has become attenuated, cannot be determined by pressing a button: the answer depends on reason and precedent.”)
by filthy_kozinski January 18, 2010
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Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.
by Joel and Cherrie December 29, 2011
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