When someone has consumed alot of alcohol and goes to bed with his or her partner. The next morning they awaken to find themselves butt naked with no blanket and there partner nowhere to be found. Come to find out they urinated all overthemselves and their partner in there sleep.
Mike: What wrong with Sally today?
John: Apparently Derek gave her the golden ticket last night.
Mike: Guess that explains the smell...
John: Apparently Derek gave her the golden ticket last night.
Mike: Guess that explains the smell...
by Tommy Rosenbalm April 29, 2010
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The ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to Mandyland the ideal fantasy.
Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!"
Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"
Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"
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Get the beer ticket mug.To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.
I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.
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Get the BJ on a cash ticket mug.A swingers free pass to have one-on-one sex, similar to a date or affair, with another swinger. Usually recieved for 'taking one for the team' or getting the 'softie'. example: I used my golden ticket to go have sex with *name* at his house. His wife was out of town but gave him permission.
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