European world wide cruiser

European world wide cruiser

Oh jimmy what a European world wide cruiser been round bare girls gaffs what a mad lad

by Durako June 25, 2020

european toilet

The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.

May also means she spits and swallows.

"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"

"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."

by BarRat December 9, 2016

european mudslide

When spooning and the big spoon recives a fecal mater fart from the little spoon.

Dude she gave me a European mudslide last fajitas night.

by Halonn January 23, 2017

european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.

check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?

by carp it up January 12, 2012

european jigsaw

a term that is used to fool defenses in high school football. Also just an awesome combination of words.

Did you see that European Jigsaw on that last play?

by EuropeanJigsaw October 29, 2015

european bottle rocket

The act of ejaculating while using a penis pump. You must then take said ejaculate and pump the entirety of it into your anus

Guy 1: "Dude I pulled a European bottle rocket last night"

Guy 2: "Nice"

by ZzzNCzzZ September 24, 2017

European Princess

When you shove your balls into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

I gave that slut a European Princess and she smelled like garbage after and before.

by anonymous July 26, 2022