Ethan

A stupid whore who no one likes

Girl #1: last night ethan tried to talk to me!
Girl #2: oh my gosh i feel so bad for you...

by someone yummy November 26, 2018

Ethan

He makes you feel Loved, he makes you smile and laugh when you are down he's special in his own way he's kind smart, funny, and good looking. He is everything a person needs. Ethans tend to be good at mostly everything they can put their minds to. they are successful people as well if you have an Ethan keep them they are very valuable. <3

Damn I wish Ethan was my boyfriend.

by Oofieluvs October 2, 2020

Ethan

A sexy guy that loves his cock and is very funny and you should be friends with him because he will make you laugh

Ethan is cool

by Basic Human Being October 24, 2020

Ethan

An Ethan is the hottest man in the room. They are great ladies men and once you go Ethan you never go back. Has a penis. Used in the early 2010’s.

Man: HE’S SO HOT
Ryan: IKR HE’S SUCH AN ETHAN

by God father squidward February 24, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is always the type of guy who would say something very rude and no one would say anything just because he’s popular(ish). He always cracks jokes (only 50% of them are funny) and only 1/256 girls like him. Because he is just that bad.

“Have you seen what Ethan put on his story”
“WOOOOOW IMAGINE BEING THAT RUDE”

by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020

Ethan

Small, fat, blonde kid who thinks he's every but can't even knock out and elderly man

ethan is such a pussy and picks his nose

by Saggyfatface June 2, 2020

Ethaned

When someone get viciosly roasted, he accualy got ethaned.
Ethaned expresses the act of clever and cruel roast.

Carl: yo man Julies' makeup make her look like a scary clown.
Kevin: wow you Ethaned her good.

by Im not bog December 5, 2016