peacock syndrome

Just as the beautiful birds fan their tails to catch a mate’s eye, men who believe that conspicuous displays of wealth is the best way to grab a female's attention. It is usually a delusional thought which the female see's through.

Examples of peacock syndrome:
People who use flash cars in an attempt to impress others.
People who let others know just how rich there are.
A ploy, usually unsuccessfully, used to try and impress a female.
People who are continuously bragging.
People who strut around like a peacock.

by brisinger July 17, 2014

Craft syndrome

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?

I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.

by Buzzdilligaf October 18, 2010

Chris Syndrome

When you hit your computer when it don't work

Christopher Oven has a really bad case of Chris Syndrome.

by xjessellison November 25, 2020

Avengers syndrome

The desire for the Avengers to save the world, caused by the psychological condition of only acknowledging a global threat to humanity once it enters Manhattan Island.

Thousands of alarmed New York Yankees fans experienced severe Avengers syndrome upon learning that the MLB would be suspended due to a viral outbreak.

by hitman92 March 16, 2020

Mafia Syndrome

A condition characterized by an overwhelming sense of paranoia at having one's back exposed or unprotected; The person who sits in the back of the class, or the back of the restaurant, or in the corner, like a real creeper, who is afraid of spontaneous back stabbings by strangers or hit men; So named because of the old days where mafia members never sat at a place in a restaurant where they could be attacked or caught unawares by someone coming in the front door. It has since carried over to the modern day, where it isn't really necessary, (unless you live in a third world country or maybe Iraq or North Korea) but somehow still affects people in all walks of life.

Waitress: "Sir, will this table be alright?"

Creeper: "No... no, let me have that booth that's in the corner...and turn out the light over the table please. I normally eat in the dark."

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Waitress to Hostess: "Why didn't you warn me that creep has mafia syndrome?"

by Kivixalla May 23, 2010

The AL syndrome

"The AL syndrome" is a workplace phenomenon characterized by individuals employing ostentatious language and intricate terminology to mask their lack of understanding or proficiency. This behavior is motivated by a desire to bewilder listeners, creating the illusion of competence while concealing a genuine deficiency in knowledge or skills. It often manifests in verbose, convoluted communication that serves to obfuscate rather than clarify. This tactic can be detrimental to effective collaboration and hinder productivity within a professional environment.

During the team meeting, Adam resorted to the AL syndrome, using a barrage of complex jargon to discuss the project, despite having a limited grasp on its intricacies.

by LexiLark September 29, 2023

GRE syndrome

it is a state of mind you develop during your GRE preparation, when you are very confident about the meaning of a word which in reality is remotely related to the actual meaning.. :P

Vijay: Dude, pragmatic means mystical right!
Rajat: You bet, lets google it
Google search : pragmatic means practical thinking.
Vijay n Rajat : Oh we've got the GRE syndrome..

by Rajat and Vijay January 30, 2010