facebook

to steal and/or disclose the private information of, especially in a duplicitous fashion. (transitive verb)

I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.

Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!

by shm02 May 17, 2018

Facebook

Facebook: A company that steals your informations and sells it

Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit

Facebook Is Dumb

by CooperFaggott99 July 18, 2020

Facebook

Life clutter. A waste of time.

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.

by Mr Special September 1, 2018

Facebook

A website where you can enter all your information and have it hacked and distributed to international companies without your consent for free.

I had a Facebook account, but Cambridge Analytica stole my information. Thanks Zuckerberg!

by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019

facebook

Graveyard for dead friendships.

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.

by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018

Facebook

A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.

"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*

by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018