dumpster gravy

The foul smelling fluid that forms at the bottom of large quantities of garbage. It is formed from liquids that have been thrown out mixing in garbage cans or dumpsters.

Friend 1: Would you drink a cup of dumpster gravy for a million dollars.

Friend 2: I wouldn't drink it for ten million dollars.

by BottledPizza May 24, 2016

Boomer Gravy

The money a boomer makes because they are an adult with a real job.

Stacy can afford to take us out to eat with her boomer gravy.

by WittyB185 January 18, 2020

Gravy funnel

A man or a woman's anal canal

Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

gravy gland

Large excesses amount of fat clinging to waistline, aka. a gut.

Louis's gravy gland tingled with excitement when he eyed a radio flyer wagon full of Chinese food destined for his gapping maw.

by TK_PBB May 20, 2008

Teflon gravy

Teflon gravy is for all the Teflon gangsters out there . It’s regular gravy but if you’re Teflon , it’s Teflon gravy 🌝

Can you pass the gravy ? I’m Teflon the fuck you talking bout . This is Teflon gravy my nigga.

by Teflon gravy October 18, 2021

Gravy Scooter

A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.

I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.

Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.

My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.

by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020

umbrella gravy

The muck that forms on subway floors when it's raining.

Without thinking, I set my bag down on the way to work, and now it and I are both covered in umbrella gravy.

by sensate mass June 5, 2009