Although it is often used as a slang term referring to the anus, it also doubles as a powerful way to dub one's enemy.
"I say, our chum Wilford has been acting quite unchivalrously, wouldn't you agree, Constable?
Aye. One would say he's been quite the DIRT BUTTON as of late.
Yes. Quite."
Aye. One would say he's been quite the DIRT BUTTON as of late.
Yes. Quite."
by 1toast April 7, 2010

by Light Joker April 25, 2005

by CanadianRedneck December 1, 2010

A difficult procedure that involves right clicking someone's screenname, proceeded by selecting the IGNORE option.
by sux0r October 9, 2003

by Gustavas May 17, 2011

Sexual phenomenon when a guy is balls deep in a woman and barely manages to hit her button. Usually only occurs with males that have shallow penetration.
Bret button balled Chelsea's yellow flower after picking her up at the club. The girl was dissapointed and was expecting more.
by Bigg Al January 6, 2009

A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.
by DJSLAM March 5, 2005
