This occurs when you attempt to text message someone from a payphone while under the influence of top much alcohol.
by manicpanicd January 30, 2008
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girl. I wonder if he got my text(ringgggggggggggggg)hello
guy. WTH was that text about.
girl. why the fuck are you calling me hang up and text it.
guy. Why?......hello....hello......fuckin hoe.texting fuking sucks
girl. (looks at text)its over bitch.(calls bf)
guy. hello..
girl. why is it over wad i do?
guy.fku,hang up and text it bitch.
girl. I wonder if he got my text(ringgggggggggggggg)hello
guy. WTH was that text about.
girl. why the fuck are you calling me hang up and text it.
guy. Why?......hello....hello......fuckin hoe.texting fuking sucks
girl. (looks at text)its over bitch.(calls bf)
guy. hello..
girl. why is it over wad i do?
guy.fku,hang up and text it bitch.
by tacosssssss May 13, 2010
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When someone gets very very drunk and decides it's a good idea to text someone they really shouldnt...except the only way to not see 2 screens of their mobile is to close one eye - like a pirate! Haha!
by Jen Brown March 27, 2007
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You can also tell a person is homosexual if they have texts form Niall on there phone.
If a person is homosexual you can ask them if 'they are texting Niall' to confirm there homosexuality
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If a person is homosexual you can ask them if 'they are texting Niall' to confirm there homosexuality
Jonathan: " I've got something to tell you mate"
Robbie: "I've been suspicious for a whilst, are you texting Niall?"
Jonathan: "Yes."
Robbie: "I've been suspicious for a whilst, are you texting Niall?"
Jonathan: "Yes."
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"Grandma is a very slow texter." or "My girlfriend never returns my texts. She is a very flaky texter." or "She prefers texting so she never calls me. She's definitely a texter."
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by PPdixxle June 30, 2009
Get the Ancient Textin mug.1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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