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teetering

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.
Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.
by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008
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dead texter

a person who is texting while walking and gets hit by a car, run into by a person, texting while driving, or falls off a curb and breaks their neck because they weren't paying attention to their surroundings.
Bob became a dead texter when he walked into traffic and was hit by a garbage truck while texting.
by wheelieguy September 14, 2010
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finger tester

Getting a chance to dip into the honey pot and finding a way to casually smell your finger after dipping it in a woman's vagina.
A.K.A. Mr. finger tester
After fingering her for a few minutes I had to play Mr. finger tester before I put my face down there.
by bummblebee tuna October 1, 2007
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tete de bite

the french cousin of dickhead, far more popular than its anglophone counterpart
Dick Cheney est une vraie tete de bite
by nicolas October 24, 2004
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La Grande Tete

One with a large head who smiles uncontrollably. This person has no experience with a member of the opposite sex and is amused by older teachers or older members of the opposite sex, in general.
Did you see la grande tete smiling at the teacher writing on the board in class? What a weird kid.
by PeePee February 23, 2005
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Teeter Totter

A drink created in Colorado which combines Crown Royal Whiskey (1 part)with Dr. Pepper (2 parts). Named for the street in Colorado where in which it was created.
This Teeter Totter tastes great with this steak.
by ZooooomByU December 31, 2008
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textersation

a compound of the two words text and and conversation. a textersation is a conversation in the form of a text but takes 70 times as long as a regular coversation and kills your phone remarkably fast. textersations are know to begin early on the morning and end late at night. you can expect to see alot of "hahas" and smiley faces in textersations.
dave - dang kelli fell asleep during our textersation.
by gary the banana slug April 7, 2010
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