text tease

A girl that gives you blue balls over text, and never actually does anything sexual with the boy. only teasing them and getting their hopes up.

text tease: I'm coming over now to fuck your brains out
boy: ok, when?
text tease: not right now, im busy. maybe later

by IJTB December 26, 2010

text sex

Only the best sex ever. Send texts of what you wish you were doing to the other person but know you never will. Get texts back of what they are pretending to do to you but you will really only ever do it to your self. Text sex - the worlds new way of pretending to have sex.

I have a big imagination thats why i have text sex.

by Matt111 January 13, 2008

text addict

someone who texts nonstop, even at lunch when youre sitting right across from them. its pathetic especially when their parents actually pay for it. these people also sleep w/ their phones to make sure no one texts and they *OMG* miss it! scandal! they didnt read it until 5 am, it was sent at 3 am!!!! OMG!

text addict- *beep bleep blorg beep bop boo beep* *texting frantically*

normal person right next to them- WTF? did u just effing text me to tell me that youre sitting next to me? thats 1 effing dollar you freak!

OR

text addict- *sleeping with phone under pillow* *phone vibrates and they read the text-
TEXT-
OMG I LYK LUV U!
from brad, text addicts fellow texting boyfriend

text addict- omg, i almost missed that!!

by nycl17 May 27, 2007

text book

piece of shit that you are required to carry around during school weighs at least 20 pounds

dude this text book is so heavy

i know it is a piece of shit!!!

by UA gurl November 25, 2005

Text Lag

When In The Process of texting a individual, You Send Them Two text with nothing in Common, but they are forced by Proper Texting Guidelines to respond to Both Texts, Causing A message Lag between you and the individual, Pushing you off topic.

Text Lagging-

Texter1:Hey When's Amy's Birthday?
Texter1:Do you Like My New Shoes?
Texter2:April 27th
Texter2:Nah, too Colorful

by Shamless20 April 22, 2009

Text Dump

Going to the bathroom (or other private place) exclusively to send/receive a text message. Usually to hide the fact that your texting someone other than the person/people you are with.

The boy I was on date with was lame, so at dinner I text dumped Sasha to see what she was up to when I ditched the loser.

by Lord Rader January 25, 2011

Text Gong

An SMS containing only the word 'GONG' sent to a friend after you've had sex, based on the Sex Gongs used by JD and Turk in the TV show 'Scrubs'.

(after sex)
Girl: Hey, you wanna snuggle?
Guy1: In a minute, babe, just need to send a quick text.

(elsewhere)
Guy2: Yeeeahh boyee! That's my dawg!
Guy3: What?
Guy2: My buddy just sent me a text gong.

by Dr. Dangeresque June 12, 2008