Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em

a card game played like Texas Hold 'em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second "sip," the winner of the hand can substitute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)

We used to get crushed at Apt F. on Friday's by playing Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em.

by cromag cousin July 25, 2007

Texas Two Sac

When you throw one bag on her head and one on yours as well in case hers falls off.

Molly was so ugly I had to go with the Texas Two Sac so I asked her "paper or plastic" and threw a bag on Molly's head and one on myself as well so as to eliminate any possibility of seeing face.

by MrFurly December 19, 2007

Texas Gift Basket

When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth

"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Texas gravy boat

When you blow a huge chunky load into a gaping queef pot and then spoon feed it to the owner of said queef pot

That bitch is a freak. She loves the Texas Gravy Boat

by Bottleboy 12 February 4, 2017

Texas Reptile Expo

The Texas Reptile Expo was founded by a lady from Arkansas. She is known for bringing largest reptile expo to the state of Texas with the most selection of venomous snakes. Everyone in Texas labels her the Reptile Queen and the Texas reptile expo the biggest show in Texas.

The Texas Reptile Expo got all them venomous snakes. You will see alot of reptiles down in Texas at the Texas Reptile Expo.

by Tvgee January 29, 2019

Crazed Texas Fan

Life long fan, basically will do anything for Texas football.

Impatient for your season tickets to come in the mail. So impatient that you actually called the box office and now they are emailing you the tickets. Thus resulting in a "Crazed Texas Fan!"

by Plus 1 for me September 1, 2009

winnsboro texas

The biggest shit town that sinks its teeth in you and never lets go. No matter how great your ambitions are you cant get away

Winnsboro Texas resident: I was going to go to medical school but I knocked up "insert name here" and work at brookshires bagging groceries.

by Ihatewinnsboro December 25, 2016