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TESTICLE TAUNT

Stretching ones testicles out until large enough to produce gusts of wind capable of cooling down a pretty blonde on a nice hot day.
Me and my friend Morgan testicle taunted a pretty brunette on the beaches of Normandy.
by kinky horse balls December 1, 2021
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Testicle murder

by CABAGE No2 April 11, 2022
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Testicle Swirly

After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.
Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.
by Kevin Joseph May 16, 2022
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testicle torture

This is when the testicles/nuts/balls/genitalia/genitals are torchers in many ways like crusheing the testicles
1:“If you will not talk we will begin the testicular torture”

2: the testicle torture has began
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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testicle nipples

I have a big cock
i put my big cock into my friends testicle nipples
by Sukify January 23, 2023
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Testicleberries

A very popular and traditional fruit in Hoeland, tastes like jizz.
Zoinks! I'd love to taste some testicleberries!
by Sbuntone August 17, 2023
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Spring tester

Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.
Look at that those two women coming out of the shop. They are both a couple of spring testers!
by Kev in hants June 26, 2007
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