This is someone you simp for - you dream of marrying them once you are of age and buying a cottage with them in the middle of the woods and living with them happily ever after but THEY ARE TAKEN OH SHIT OH NO PLEASE GOD FUCK NO
by mrgavrochi September 14, 2020
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There is no social scene and high schoolers spend their time getting high off the previously mention cheap weed and having unprotected sex in the back of their lifted trucks (see above). Teen pregnancy is quite high considering the relatively small size of the town.
There is no social scene and high schoolers spend their time getting high off the previously mention cheap weed and having unprotected sex in the back of their lifted trucks (see above). Teen pregnancy is quite high considering the relatively small size of the town.
Person1: hey want to go do something tonight?
Person2: we live in tehachapi...
Person1: I meant do you want to make babies?
Person2: oh yeah sure, i thought you meant do something fun
Person2: we live in tehachapi...
Person1: I meant do you want to make babies?
Person2: oh yeah sure, i thought you meant do something fun
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An uncommon, solitary, sexual position where a man's penis is passed between his legs and inserted into his own anus, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. Generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.
Tom: "Would you believe it? My girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when I was going doggy style on that other chick Laura."
Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"
Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"
by obs-r-us July 20, 2008
Get the teacup mode mug.A phrase used by an overbearing, nonathletic parent to brag about the sporting prowess of his/her son or daughter in a particular sport. In most cases, the child is more coordinated than his/her parent ever dreamed of being.
"I clocked him at 35 mph and he is only six, You can't teach that!"
"You should see the look in his eye when he is on the mound, You can't teach that!"
"I know he is only 6 but MY GOD he plays with 8 year olds, You can't teach that!"
"You should see the look in his eye when he is on the mound, You can't teach that!"
"I know he is only 6 but MY GOD he plays with 8 year olds, You can't teach that!"
by milds June 29, 2009
Get the You can't teach that! mug.A type of sweater worn specifically by professional grade school teachers, who exhibit high levels of authoritarianism. The sweater itself is usually wool, cotton, or a combination of wool and cotton, and it typically is designed with horizontal stripes. Color scheme is ususally shades of blue, with white or black accents to punctuate one's level of professionalism and real worldism. A teaching sweater is not meant to be worn outside of the classroom, and the wearer should be careful to not be seen wearing it in highly populated, dense college towns that are high in bar and club stock. Wearage of such garb in these places ususally leads to embarassment for everyone involved.
Upon examination of of the exuberant grade school teacher's teaching sweater, a gaggle of Penn State frat boys proceeded to excessively hate crime him until the police arrived.
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Get the Math Teacher mug.The act of forming a very cup-like depression with one's own ball-sack, then filling said scrotal-saucer with a cheap alcoholic fluid of your choosing. Execution involves recruiting the filthiest tramp-whore in your immediate proximity to retrieve the beverage without enlisting the help of her hands.
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