teaser pony

A teaser pony prevents the mare from damaging a prize stallion. The teaser is led out to the pasture. If the mare is violently unwilling, there’s no danger of injuring a horse whose bloodlines make him valuable breeding stock. If the mare presents, the teaser is led away, and the stud is brought in to mate with the stare. So basically is a "test horse" used to give other male horses boners, and a test bang. It can act as a great insult.

You're such a teaser pony.

by Jeff11002 April 12, 2008

Tedas

A cool person with cool friends and a bad life bc why not

Tedas has cool friends, Therefore if you're my friend, You're even cooler!

by no.#8641 is my discord May 3, 2020

banana teaser

The skin that shows between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and the top of her low-rider pants.

It seems that most of the teenaged girls today say "like" and wear banana teasers.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005

ipod tease

One who continuously plays and changes songs every 45 seconds on the ipod conncected to the speakers so everyone hears the change.

Why did we give him ipod control? He's such an ipod tease

by KillaFish68 January 3, 2010

Internet Tease

A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.

INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"

by Rosalita lol March 12, 2011

tease text

When you lead someone on via text message.

Sal: what are you saying to him?!
Rachel: i'm tease texting him and saying that i want him to drill my vag hahaha
Sal: lmao you're bad

by barnz944 August 17, 2009

Cop Tease

A black person that runs around town carrying a T.V.

You see that black guy running around town with the T.V.??? What a Cop Tease!

by David Allen Joe Smith April 27, 2011