When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.
John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"
by N-gu October 9, 2008
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When a fountain of jizz come out of your penis.
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Guy 1:So..what happened between you and you know who last nite?
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.
Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.
Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.
by blonde69 November 13, 2011
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A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!
Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;
Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."
Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"
Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."
Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"
by GrandPoop October 12, 2010
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2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.
If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.
3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.
If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.
3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.
by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010
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by Flappy101 January 17, 2015
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Tacticilius Chirpsarus- The art of engaging a pre-defined target with the intention of personal gain.
Tacticilius Chirpsarus- The art of engaging a pre-defined target with the intention of personal gain.
by Chirpsmaster October 8, 2010
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2. To camp your ass of in a video game
2. To camp your ass of in a video game
1. John:Where did you come from?
Bill: I was taticaly sitting in the corner.
2. Gamer: Hey!, you're such a camper.
Gamer: No, I was just taticaly sitting.
Bill: I was taticaly sitting in the corner.
2. Gamer: Hey!, you're such a camper.
Gamer: No, I was just taticaly sitting.
by That Guy Behind You February 22, 2011
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