A build-up of sweat and dead skin that collects along the taint (yut, gooche).Also known as schmegma of the taint.
Your sister's breath smells like my taint cheese... that's odd.
Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.
Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!
Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!
Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.
Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!
Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!
by Goodie June 03, 2005
by emtlauer April 22, 2017
After you have dropped a deuce, and wiped your ass. It is the dried up shit that remains stuck to your taint. Causing itching for hours.
by Luckie August 17, 2006
Guy A: "Dude did you score last night?"
Guy B: "Nah man, we just taint fucked and passed out"
"May I taint fuck you maam?"
"I dry taint fucked her on the dance floor"
Guy B: "Nah man, we just taint fucked and passed out"
"May I taint fuck you maam?"
"I dry taint fucked her on the dance floor"
by peterkz August 22, 2008
Noun. A widely used term for behavior that redefines thunder-cuntery, specifically in the steampunk genre. Rumbletaint is literally an infectious disease, a horrible VD, a composite of the Clap, Crabs and Lead-Based-Paint-Poisoning from polishing the undersides of poseurs' zeppelins … with your mouth.
Oh dear Christ! I hung out with some uptight steampunks and caught me the rumble-taint! My junk is colors I don't have words for!!!!
That she-bitch gives me the shivers, I smell a bad case of the rumble-taint!
That she-bitch gives me the shivers, I smell a bad case of the rumble-taint!
by A Count Named Slick-Brass November 25, 2010
When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.
by klillzle February 16, 2009