Je-Pense-Que-Je-Taime 

Female blogger named Naomi. Complains a lot, yet very lovable.

I just followed Je-Pense-Que-Je-Taime, she keeps complaining about Harvest Moon.

Je-Pense-Que-Je-Taime by lolfagjk August 23, 2011

Jumped the taint 

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

Jumped the taint by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint 

When someone’s face looks like a scrotum that went through a blast of radiation and turned wrinkly, droopy and smells like a taint in 150 degree weather.

You think that guy will pick that chick up? C’mon man, he looks like a Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint.

Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint by Vladimir2020 December 4, 2020

taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.

"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."

taint cake by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007

Tainted Curtain 

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

Tainted Curtain by Caseman Korpulala May 19, 2006

tainterbell 

1: the mythical being responsible for that tingly feeling between your anus and genitals.
2: someone who, when caught having stolen one of your possessions, can't decide whether to be a dick or an ass about the situation.

"I've been graced by the tainterbells."

tainterbell by jooojers December 20, 2008

taint troft 

The section between a fat chicks stank clam and her taint. It generally is always sweaty and stank cause she has a hard time reaching those spots.

when someone is licking up and down between her vagina and asshole the "taint troft"

taint troft by killdtheone1 August 3, 2010