tickle tactics

to attack someone with tickles rather than real hits, for fear of losing their friendship if you hurt them seriously. also used just for fun to bother people.

I was going to punish her arm with birthday licks, but i decided tickle tactics might be better.

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008

Playground tactics

When some is rude or mean to someone they like.

Did you see those playground tactics being used by Martin. He is a grown man and yet he might as well clocked the girl and ran away!

by word2thewize December 8, 2009

tacticlods

Slang for the male testicles
derived from the greeks in 14 BC

1. My tacticlods itch.
2. AHH THOSE WERE MY TACTICLODS YOU JUST STOMPED ON!
3. Please place my tacticlods in your mouth.

by Jared Mitchell March 9, 2008

tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.

"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."

by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010

Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.

Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.

by gman3 December 25, 2009

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010

Tactical Skiff

Marketing ploy to dupe kool aide drinkers into thinking this company makes THE best poling skiff on the market.

Have you seen the new X brand "Tactical Skiff"? It's the best in this segment!

by VictorMancini March 14, 2011