Typical Teen

A Typical Teen, or a 'TT', is technological pandemic of a group of people who you would typically find on Facebook or in the shopping mall. Typical Teens tend to be girls from the age 13-18. You know those annoying youngsters who post emotional Taylor Swift lyrics status' everyday, have thousands of edited mirror selfies daily, or excessively use smiley faces and acronyms like 'LOL'? We all know someone like that. It's a true disease that is sadly taking over 1 in every 5 teenagers.

Diagnosis: If you take selfies, abbreviate everything, are on facebook 24/7, listen to mainstream music, watch shows and movies that favor to teens, only wear hollister or forever 21, have a new lover every other month, or care way too much about your appearance... You are a TT.

Cure: Sorry but once a TT, always a TT.

Katie: LOL hey wassup GF?!:) I luff Ux10!!! TTYL LOLS

Lara: God, you are such a Typical Teen. I'm praying for you.

by Laraaaaah November 6, 2011

Type any word

Are you fucking kidding me. Just because it says type any word doesn’t mean you should actually do that,fucker.

“Hey have you heard about the person who takes directions way to literally. This person typed in type any word.

by Beedle March 19, 2018

Typewriter

An automatic weapon. most often used on somebody (usually a batty boy) who tries to test a rudeboy, badman or original Jamaican dondadda

gunshot-a-ring, typewriter sing

by Cuzzin Itt Uv Da Swamp January 20, 2017

Type in any fucking word right here

Type in your fucking definition right here

Type in any fucking word right here

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 28, 2020

not typing that into google

Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".

You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)

You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)

You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)

by Roll Here Eggo May 26, 2009

touch-type

When you type without looking at your hands. You learn the location of the keys from memory.

<FrequentChatter> I was touch-typing a document and I made several spelling mistakes
<NewChatter> I can't touch-type
<FrequentChatter> I'm a touch-typist

by janey_ August 23, 2006

Frantic-Gangsta-Typing-Syndrome

A very serious, irritating, mental disorder in which a person not only speaks impaired english, but types and writes it as well.

Occurs most commonly in 14-19 year old African American males commenting on "Fat Joe" videos on Youtube.

("Fat Joe-What's Love" Youtube comments)

zac4lyfxx: i luv diz song
but do u relli no wat love iz
cuz der iz ppl i luv and dey dnt no
or do dey?
xxzac4lyfxx

deedeeXD34: Huh?

MartinVice08: Just ignore him, he's got Frantic-gangsta-typing-syndrome.

deedeeXD34: omfg...im sooooo sry...

by What else is on? October 22, 2008