Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).

Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".

by realrobertreed October 10, 2014

Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.

I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.

by Boostedmama August 18, 2022

track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.

When she's on her period, stick it in track two.

by freehawk January 20, 2015

Track Lost

Ugh! We all hate Track Loss. Right, Arcaea fans? We like Track Complete, Full Recall, and especially Pure Memory. Even if you get a 69 it's a Track Lost. That is stupid.

Lizzy: I always get Track Lost on Dreamin' Attraction.
Max: Maybe you aren't doing it right.

by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021

Super Track

A phrase that best describes when a new hip-hop/rap song is released, or remixed and has 3 or more well known artist on the track who are just straight killing that shit.

"Have you heard Kesha's Sleazy 2.0 Remix? It has Wiz Khalifa, Andre 3000, TI, and Lil Wayne and they all pretty much murdered it; I believe that's classifiable as a Super Track my friend."

by KidNimbus February 06, 2012

Carry the Track

When one person is left to host a podcast, commentary track or anything of the sort, they are left to "Carry the Track" as to avoid a dip in entertainment level.

Yo bro, I gotta drop flipper in the harbor, you good to Carry the Track?

by davudgullo January 27, 2021

Ball tracks

Remnants of feces left on the toilet seat from the man's balls and taint

you left ball tracks on my toilet seat

by Kallen89 April 20, 2017