Armrest Thong

A term used to refer to someone who is so obese that their enormous ass is too large to fit in one seat, and must therefore occupy two, usually achieved by awkwardly straddling the armrest. This person is considered to be wearing an armrest thong. See also: Assassination

Obese man: Do you have anymore seats available for this flight?
Receptionist: We do... but you'll have to wear an armrest thong.

Guy: This armrest smells like ass!
Stewardess: Al Roker was sitting there the last trip.
Guy: In which seat?
Stewardess: Both.

by studio5insomniac October 22, 2010

beer thong

A variation on an ice luge substituting a person's asscrack for the block of ice. The act requires two people to complete successfully. Typically the first participant will position their mouth at the base of the asscrack of the second participant. Then beer will be poured down the asscrack into the mouth of the first participant.

In its original conception the act was strictly homosexual in that both participants were to be male. Often times a reacharound was added to increase the homosexuality of it. In theory it is not limited to male participation only.

George much prefers to do beer thongs with reacharounds instead of beer bongs.

by Vladiator October 17, 2008

Boob Thong

When a woman puts a pair of underwear over her boobs, and the middle sector is in the clevege.

Oh dang! Look at Dani's saggy jugs in that boob thong!

by Renee Jayne Woody November 10, 2010

sumo thong

does not protect against Duck Butter

my fingers smell terrible because of the sumo thong

by ToneDick January 15, 2006

wrecking thong

the underwear used during a womens period

i seen her wrecking thong on the bathroom floor and sniffed the blood and discharge on it.

by redrangerdanger December 3, 2013

Has her thong in my face.

Verb: to have a physical appeal/attraction.

1) That girl has her thong in my face.
2) This girl has her thong in my face more than the girl over there.
3) The Chinese girl had her thong in everyone's face in the dining hall.

by djmdjmdjmdjm January 20, 2013

Anderson Thong

When a guy stretches his thong WAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much.

Is that girl anderson thonging?

by Katelyn Herbert Syndenthong October 27, 2010