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Facebook

A website that poses as a medium for users to connect socially but is secretly a test of one's spelling, grammar, taste, maturity, and gullibility.
Person 1: Let's make Facebook profiles! This way we can connect with our friends!

Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!

Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
by DarthGyro October 18, 2016
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Facebook

The old timey version of Instagram. LITERALLY Instas parent app.
Fun fact: Only 1 Jenner ever had facebook.
OMG every person except me in my family has facebook! Eh, there like 50 years old anyway.
by imAGHOST October 30, 2019
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Facebook

The hot shit for boomers and slow gen xers(and very slow millenials and insanely ironic zoomers). It's also Zuckerberg's spyware machine.
Hon, nobody under 30 uses Facebook
by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020
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Facebook

A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.
"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*
by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018
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facebook

A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.
Did you see what Shelby posted on facebook?
by alco3 August 18, 2019
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Facebook

Facebook:
Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing
Weather reporter- what are the best type of fireworks to buy.
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook
by Oliviamhancock December 13, 2019
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Facebook

Once a social media for teenagers everyone used for taking photos and posting them. Created in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg, everyone was using it and it was the best thing ever. Soon got taken over by Instagram and Snapchat and whatever other shit things, Facebook is now for old, ancient grandpas of ours who barely knows how to use a goddamn phone
“Hey, do you still use Facebook”
How do you go into Facebook, my grandchild?”
by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018
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