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Dirty Elton

When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.
Alien: Did you hear about that guy that made the earth collapse by making an Dirty Elton?
by Dirtycreator1337 October 5, 2022
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Dirty Buga

The dirty buga is when you are asleep in front of the general store and several gipsies try to cum in your ear without waking you up.
I have seen the gipsies from the tent giving john a dirty buga las night after he fell asleep in front of the store waiting for it fo open
by BogusAnalus June 6, 2020
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Bar Dirty

A girl who is always in the club or at the bar hooking up with random dudes she just met. They are usually sexually promiscuous and drink a lot.
Check out Jason macking on that bar dirty
by Ron Brgundy August 17, 2010
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Dirty Dobbs

A suburban hell located in the lower Hudson valley of New York. Here, kids are either outrageously spoiled or high on some illegal substance. They either smoke it on the trail in the woods behind the school or just in plain sight, because it is Dirty Dobbs, who cares.
Bro #1: Dude did u see that girl at the mall, I think she is from Dirty Dobbs. She brought a Burberry coat to school and said it was ugly than gave it to some rando.

Bro #2: No sorry bro, I was too busy dealing some weed to 6th graders.
by BirthaTheWhale April 23, 2019
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Dirty Bullocks

The act of ejaculating on a food item (typically a burrito) and throwing it at your friends car.
After a night of partying, someone gave Greg a Dirty Bullocks
by troy horrowitz May 11, 2012
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Dirty Ren

When you open your heart and soul to someone and they stab you in the back.
This bish pulled a dirty ren on me
by Kalashnika February 28, 2019
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Dirty Kim

To straddle someone, give them the fuck me eyes and then kiss them. Strictly in that order
“Ugh he’s not giving me enough attention, I might try the dirty Kim soon”

“Dude that girl is so kinky! I bet she’s done the dirty Kim”
by Groovylama69 September 4, 2021
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