Heart tart

(n) When someone, generally female, overuses the symbol "<3" in an IM, comment thread, or post. (effectively raping the "<" and "3" keys)

Ugh, we totally have established that Crystal loves suicidal vegetables. She doesn't have to be such a heart tart!

by AGENT SPORT August 20, 2011

man tart

a guy who drives a maroon BA falcon and has a 5 o'clock shadow, usally has a name like brad or clancy, and sleeps till the crack of noon, without consequence. sleeps with women and animals at times of weakness. masturbating is the power of his will to live. do not disturbed during "the act" or bear the aftermath

look at that guy in that falcon , with all the sleepy looks, he must be a man tart

by Dan54484848484 July 1, 2008

Arf Tart

Someone who is more retarted than a retart

Man that kid is such an arf tart

by Hallowhead January 7, 2010

Russian Fruit Tart

1. The sexual act of placing pieces of fruit that have been soaked in vodka into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to perform cunnilingus and eat them out- that is, the girl and the fruit. The name of the act can also be changed to match whatever fruit you use, i.e., Russian Strawberry Tart, or Russian Cherry Tart.

2. The girl whose vagina is involved in this act.

"Damn, that chick's hot- I bet she'd make one hell of a Russian Fruit Tart! Strawberries or blueberries?"

by Auxiliatrus November 12, 2011

poop tart

a flat piece of poop with creme in the middle

mm poop tarts

by poop mn February 12, 2004

poop tart

The remnants of a poop taken in a toaster.

"Aww man, who left a poop tart in my new toaster??"

by j-guy August 26, 2012

pop tart

Actually, the use of "pop-tart" as an adjective for a slatternly pop singer was first coined by Mark Hänser in the Long Beach (California) Union Daily in 1983, first in reference to "Pat Bena-tart" then famously about Scandal's Patty Smyth (of "Goodbye To You" and "The Warrior" fame.)

By Mark Hänser, from the CSULB Union Daily's "finals week" issue of June, 1983:

"Pop Tart (pop tärt) n. 1. A delightful toaster pastry manufactured by Kellogg's of Battle Creek, MI. Often iced, the flaky treat is filled with either yummy fruits or some other sweet, such as chocolate or brown sugar-cinnamon. adj. 2. Patty Smyth, lead singer of the pop-rocking quintet Scandal. Possessing a certain fondness for leather-topped party dresses and long black gloves. Smyth follows in the footsteps of a long line of female perfomers who like to tease as much as torch. syn - Pat Benatar, Suzi Quatro."

by Victor Felix December 28, 2005