surging sanders

The event where Bernie Sanders beats the crap out of Hillary Clinton in the polls.

We have a surging Sanders in Iowa and New Hampshire.

by Melkor505 April 24, 2016

doom surfing

scrolling the internet incessantly looking for content to share about the pandemic, often spreading misinformation and shock value content

“She’s been doom surfing for the last 12 hours”

by ashainova March 29, 2020

Surgio

A person that has sex with a building.

"Whoa, look at that surgio humping the Carnegie Library!"

by Emily May 23, 2004

surging sanders

A term for ejaculating for no real reason, it comes from a candidate from the 2016 US Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, going neck and neck with another candidate, Hillary Clinton.

Guy: I'm really excited we're gonna have sex again tonight!
Girl: I hope you don't pull a Surging Sanders again...

by El StipeL April 24, 2016

Facebook Status Surfing

The act of clicking thru several "friend's" facebooks statuses like surfing thru channels to find out what they are up to without having to contact them.

Friend: how did you find that out? I thought you didnt talk to him/her anyomore.
me: Well, i was bored today so i went facebook status surfing and found out what 5 people are doing or feel without having to even get in touch with them.

by Juandadi December 30, 2009

stall surfing

Surfing the web on your smart phone while dropping a duece.

"I had burritos for lunch and spent the afternoon in the bathroom stall surfing"

by Kuhnbar666 April 16, 2010

Ego-Surfing

Searching the internet for things describing oneself; also using search engines to answer people's questions on forums in order to appear knowledgeable in the subject, unlike the dumbsh1t you really are.

Toxis must be an intelligent man.
No, he just uses ego-surfing because he's a twat.

by WhiteBoy88 December 28, 2005