spork

A spork combines a fork and a spoon, sacrificing the functionality of both

I tried to use a spork to eat, but it just wouldn't work.

by Goldling September 14, 2008

sporgy

A spooning orgy; a line of people spooning at a party. There must be at least three people for a sporgy to legitimately take place. There is not necessarily any sexual connotation to a sporgy.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Hey, Nandini, you want to come join our sporgy? It's uber amazing.

OR

Remember that night we sporgied with Jessica and Stefanie? It was quite the experience.

by obnoxious February 28, 2009

spores

Stupid People On REntal Skis. Skiing term for clueless beginners

"The trail was blocked by a pack of spores"

by skea May 24, 2005

sporastic

This word is a conglomerate of spore and spastic. It's what happens when you're shrooming.

My iguana is acting sporastic today. He must have broken into my stash.

by discreet textual encounters August 7, 2004

spored

to be under the influence of psychedelic mushrooms.

Running around naked in the rain in the summertime when you're spored feels amazing.

by NatashaLynn January 16, 2008

Spork

a straight girl (not a bi-sexual) whose attracted to lesbians but can never commit to the clam burger diet.

Gretchen is the spork of the group, she'll kiss Jane but she won't fuck her.

by Ralph Geebers January 25, 2011

Sporfe

The mixture of the words: spoon (sp) fork (or) and knife (fe).

With this sporfe I can eat soup noodles and pancakes at the same time!

by El taco August 12, 2012