sunday sermon

The act of having sex, before 6 PM, on a Sunday.

Guy 1: "We don't usually have sex on a Sunday, but when we do, it's a Sunday Sermon."

Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."

by psudosex December 12, 2013

Sunday Job

To do a really shit halfhearted job of something.

John:"You're doing a shit job Dave"
Steve:"It's a real Sunday Job"

by pub landlord April 6, 2015

Making a sunday

The act of both members of a (male and female) sexual relation losing their Collective virginitys at the same time.

Taylor: I heard you and max were making a sunday last night.
Heather: shhh dont go telling everyone.
Taylor: ok...so he really popped your cherry???
Heather: yeah, and I peeled his banana.
Taylor: oh my!!!!

by Kakakarrotkake November 5, 2015

Nude Sunday

On every Sunday of the year if you receive a text with the context "(Nude Sunday)" you are obligated to send a nude despite your gender. Use at your own risk. Can only be used once per sunday.

Person 1: Nude Sunday
Person 2: I hate you *sends nude*

by Booty Too Thicc November 29, 2018

Sunday Smoker

A person who smokes other peoples weed and never brings their own.

I like to chill with John, but he's a Sunday Smoker.
Always smoking up my shit and never bringing his own.

by KeefKing13 July 12, 2019

Sunday slop

A big pile of slop (usually made up of gravy, mash and vegetables) which was eaten by sticky whilst at his nans. This slop can be eaten fresh from the pot OR wrapped into tin foil and be stored till later for a nice picnic. Make sure to give gaso a big serving!

“Wow Vaso look at that pile of Sunday slop, I cannot wait to dig in!”

by vaso August 2, 2019

sunday sobriety

The reality that your weekend did not improve your life and you must return to your misery tomorrow

Mary sat sipping her Latte with the full effect of Sunday sobriety making her well with tears

by von groovy September 15, 2019