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by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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My son defends freedom for your honor student

Parents think their son/daughter is so great that they have a bumper sticker on their vehicle to show everyone his/her accomplishment. Well, where would he/she be if my son didn't serve our country to allow your kid to have the freedoms they enjoy?
Who gives a shit that your son/daughter is an honor student. My son defends freedom for your honor student
by airmansmom4 June 19, 2011
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stealth student

a student in a physically demanding training course (like automobile driving) who shows up with one or more major disabilities (for example, untreated Tourette's Syndrome, absence of all but one finger on one or both hands, IQ of 60 or below, cerebral palsy, other profound physical or mental disabilities) which went unmentioned by student's parents because they didn't want the student to be treated "differently from the other kids."
"Woops. We have a stealth student over there... Mom and Dad forgot to mention that he's a high-level quadriplegic when signing him up for defensive driving over the phone."
by denver coonass March 18, 2008
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login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"
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Business-Student

Students that study fields such as economics, accounting and marketing to obtain the skills to run a business. Most business students are unclear of their career path and aren't very thorough or hard working with their studies.
Teacher: "Zac is my teaching style okay for the Business-Students?"
Zac: "Don't worry teacher, most business students are losers on a one way ticket to nowhere on the flop bus anyway.........
Your teaching is fine."
by The Canadian Reality Check December 18, 2011
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Out of state student

Arrogant students that hail from states other than the one in which they attend college. Typically they feel like it was harder for them to get into their university of choice in comparison to in-state students who are similarly adept to their out-of-state (OOS) counterparts. For this very reason, many OOS students often saunter about with an air of self-importance while in-state students make fun of their inability to conform to the state's customs and standards.
In-state student: Who's that asshole over their with the oversized argyle beanie and oddly colored shoes? And why is he walking around with his nose held high while wearing that totally moronic getup?

Other in-state student: Gotta be an out of state student.

In-state student: Ahhh. That makes sense.
by caMPerman October 17, 2009
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CNN Student News

A branch of CNN run by host Carl Azuz, known for his popular puns, which explains to the youth what is happening in the world at the time. The episodes are normally ten minutes long.
Teacher: Alright, we're gonna be watching CNN Student News
Classroom: *relief, no work.*
by foolkidstupid33 February 15, 2017
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