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Bro stroke

Bro stroke A - Stroking your bros shoulder.
Bro stroke B - When your bro is having a stroke.
Bro stroke C - When you masterbate.
Bro stroke D - When you give your bro a handjob.
A - guy: hey bro, what'cha been up to? (strokes bro's shoulder)
guy 2: o_O nice bro stroke A, quite relaxing...

B - "OH SHIT BRO, YOU'RE HAVING A BROSTOKE B, SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!"

C - "YEAH, the other day, i was in my room, brostroke-c'in."

D - "Want a bro stroke-D?"
"sure"
by IzzywinklePants February 7, 2010
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stroker

One who chronically masturbates.
Hudson really is a stroker. His computer crashed from all the porn he watched while masturbating.
by The guilded lion February 22, 2011
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stroke the J

to shoot exceptionally accurately in basketball
We were down 10 points, but once I started strokin' the J, we were unstoppable and ended up killing the motherfuckers. No really, we lost but after the game we did shoot them. And one of them really did fuck my mother.
by Nick D September 24, 2003
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skrobe

The mixture of a skater and bro.
JewJewBeans <3
Girl 1: Dayum! Look at the hottie over there! Is he a skater or bro?
Girl 2: He's a SKROBE!
by Jallie August 19, 2007
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The Strokes

Edward Von Bron describes The Strokes as: the best thing since the wheel; the most amazing rock and roll band of the twenty first century; perfection; the antidote to Slipknot - corey taylor's a jealous hack, his two musical endeavors wont amount to anything the Strokes scrape off the bottom of their chuck's.
The Strokes = Genius
Everybody else = not*




*White Stripes, The Vines, Flaming Lips, Incubus need not apply
by Edward Von Bron September 26, 2003
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Choke Stroke

The act of placing the dick down the throat (preferably during face fucking) and then jerking it off through the neck.
I was face fucking her and she gave me a choke stroke.
by Tverano October 18, 2017
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Strobie

A person who talks a big game but never can back it up. Usually happens when they are put around girls especially tall blonde ones. Also a premature ejaculator
So dude did you call that beezy last night?

FOOOL....usually i don't have a problem talking to girls but this one is different.

Wow, you are such a fucking strobie.
by Emily Fuller November 19, 2007
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