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Stokeld

A rather lonely looking snowman called Joe.
by Mr Piss-Brains February 12, 2004
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Stoked

It means you are really excited and amped up about something. So excited and happy, you could burst.
When I first learned to upload videos on YouTube, i was soo Stoked!!
by VizslaZebra June 6, 2009
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Stoked

To be excited about something. Often used by downhill mountain bikers, snowboarders or other extreme sport participants.
Person 1: I can't wait for our downhill session on Saturday.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm proper stoked for it.
by RichardisDead June 16, 2008
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Stolen

They did that shit. And it depends what you mean by “stolen”

Hym “No... That shit was stolen. Look at the chronology of events. He shut everything down. That was a mistake. And it was the Democrats idea. Democrats are full of shit and don’t know what the fuck they are talking about. The Democrats insist on shutting down the country. Then, the Democrats insist on mail-in voting. This was long after we learned that Covid isn’t all that deadly and there is no reason people can’t go and vote in person. Then you have states changing the rules and extending the deadline to turn in votes. Next you have individual instances of people claiming that someone else had voted in their name. So, let’s say I fill out a ballot in my name. Then, I fill out a ballot in someone else’s name. Which ballot should they count?
Neither. The answer is neither because I have committed voter fraud. But how would anyone know the difference? How much oversight was there? And then then you have the rhetoric surrounding the election. ‘The safest and most secure election’ How? How is that possible when, in every other election, people actually had to go in and cast their own ballots? It’s impossible! It is impossible for it to be the safest and most secure election. And before ALL OF THAT you have Joe Biden on some podcast saying ‘We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency’ and the instructing voters to call his team of lawyers to prevent Trump from stopping them from casting their ballot. Was it stolen? Maybe not. But did the man who said he created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency win without campaigning and receive more votes than any other president in the history of the presidency? Yes. And the only way you could believe he didn’t cheat is to, what? NOT take him at his word? Ignore my own lying eyes and accept the statement ‘it was the safest most secure election?’ No. I don’t need to physically pull the retards dick out of the whores pussy to know that she fucked him. That shit was stolen.”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
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Super Stokered

The action of being excited on an extreme level, as if being sprayed with a stoked water gun, or super soaker.
Shawn was super stokered when he finally finished the semester!
by Blamo! April 7, 2009
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jack stokes

very small in every way no one like him and no one ever will
that guy is such a jack stokes

that guy is tiny he must be a jack stokes
by vector spark November 1, 2014
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stolen vcr

A metric unit of measurement used by urban blacks to measure volume.
Damn, nigga, I bet that car trunk can hold 1.8 deka-stolen vcrs of crack!
by Adam Vlad November 16, 2007
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