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The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
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Perfect stocking filler

A perfect stocking filler meaning? - Handmade scrunchies created at Social Scrunchies ( available @ Etsy ASOS MP and depop btw….) . Packaged in a wee organza gift bag to be perfectly placed in a stocking 👀👌
I know where to get a perfect stocking filler… from Social Scrunchies
by Social Scrunchies November 16, 2021
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Stock Rock

A local nickname for Stock Island, Florida. The term has been used by locals for decades.
Cuzzy: Where you livin' now bubba?

Bubba: Stock Rock cuzzy. Never left!
by Conch Town May 22, 2020
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stocking party

An event in which men (specifically) gather to show off their stockings to their friends in hopes to make each other jealous and/or motivate them to own better stockings.

Their wives are not allowed to know about this party.
Hey Steve, will I be seeing you at the stocking party on Saturday “?
by Ayedolph Hittie February 6, 2025
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Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock
My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.
by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023
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Stock Fire

Something that is burning out of control. Derivative of a stock car crash that causes a fire.
Our love is like a stock fire.
The house burned down like a stock fire.
Hot as a stock fire.
by Copain December 1, 2020
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Sticky Stocking

Well performing sexual acts finishing on a women feet with your semen, after putting your socks back on. Hits Sticky Stocking
Dude the sex was so bad I give her a Sticky Stocking
by Urban unknown January 8, 2017
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