Stink Cannon

1.5 or more grams of marijuana rolled into one 1 1/4 zig-zag.

We're going on a ride to burn a stink cannon.

by Broski420 April 21, 2010

Stinker Vision

Standard Definition television.

"He doesn't have an HD TV, he's still watching stinker vision.

by JammoMHDC May 2, 2010

Stink Trench

A smelly vagina, often projecting the aroma of stale crab paste or the contents of a fly ridden dustbin. A term coined in the 19th century but exemplified by pineapple headed chavs who appear on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Marcus: Where's Shaz tonight?

Gareth: Standing on her head in the shower I hope. I ain't going down on that tart till she's toned down the stink trench.

by Penny Smith April 28, 2011

Stink Missile

An aerodynamically shaped turd, packing the aromatic firepower of WMD.

"tell everyone to seek shelter. I've got to go fire a stink missile."

by Kilo Bravo April 24, 2012

stink card

When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.

Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.

Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards

Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!

by Violet Jennifer Rose August 22, 2014

stink cable

A skinny, seemingly endlessly long turd.

Man: I just laid a hell of a stink cable in the urinal at TGI Fridays.

Friend: Bro....that's sick.

by Rotten Kiiwii May 23, 2016

Stink Cookie

Another name for someone's anus. Usually used when referring to the act of analingus.

Hey babe, can I munch on your stink cookie tonight. I gotta get the taste of your mothers cooking out of my mouth.

by Stink Monster April 14, 2017