Step-grandad

Step-grandad

A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!

2. Step-grandad

Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.

Hey bro, you're about as real as a step-grandad!

by Smell the roses October 1, 2016

Step Two

In the process of getting into a relationship, immediately following Step One (Saying Hi), Step Two is simply fucking her right in the pussy

-"You know what follows step one, right?"
-"Step Two, like fucking her right in the pussy?"
-"Go get her boi."

by GaymanJennings March 16, 2017

step dad

Some jackass who cares about 1 person, himself. He decides that once your real dad is gone, he is in control. He decides to call your real mom "honey" and "baby" and other crap like that. They decide to make do all of this crap for no reason.

Me: "I'm so happy I live in Connecticut"
My New Friend, Bob: "Why?"
Me: "No more step dad!"

by The Guy on Main St October 16, 2007

step your pussy up

it means, " to anyone who has a pussy, keep your pussy exclusive"

yo, tina!!! step your pussy up!!!, i dont wanna see u get pregnant every 10 months!

by sezii April 7, 2010

Step Chicken

The most dangerous and Powerful Tik Tok cult that should be very much feared

Look at all those Step Chickens

by Backwards Cat May 19, 2020

step brother

A mixed-race black person who plays both sides of the fence according to when it suits them, slipping between urban vernacular to hustle and jive with the brothers and articulate prep-speak to charm whitey.

That step brother Obama is about as African as an eggroll.

by it be what it be March 17, 2010

step up

a movie starring channing tatum.

also, has a kick ass theme song.

if you step up i'll step up too.

yo, lets watch step up. AUGUST 11!

by roxanne June 19, 2006