flat stanley

The act of pressing down hard enough to feel the contour of the male genitalia through his pants.

I needed to check out his package, so I gave him a "flat stanley".

by Deedre March 17, 2005

Stanley

Stanley is a Island name. He's always cracking lame jokes. He's a guy you'll love to meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of family, best friends and people. He's smart with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possible. He really don't know how to handle being in a relationship bcuz his excuse of being hurt in the past. He's Cocky but not Fat. He love to cuddle when he wants to. He always goes out with friends but never really remember when he suppose to do something w/someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funniest ways. He has Nappy Hair. You'll like him in the beginning but dislike in the end with his selfish ways. But Stanley is a good person!

Chyyy you seen stanley with them gator toe shoes on. He sholl think he's clean...

by Lulu85 February 17, 2012

Stanley

A Plan/Plan of action

What are we doing? Whats the fucking stanley?

by Ramsay&Cooke October 25, 2008

Joe Stanley

Noun - A person who cannot drive worth a shit, and has the voice resmbling that of a chipmunk. This person usually uses very gay hand motions/gestures. Also a dick which does not exceed the length of about 2 millimeters.
Adjective - A voice which resembles that of a chipmunk.

Noun - "Hey check out that kid!!" "Wow, he must have one small stanley."
Adjective - "Shit son, that kids voice sounds so stanley, i mean seriously he wouldnt know what puberty was if it came up and punched him in the face."

by Big Gay Joe March 16, 2005

The Strangler

The act of a female grabbing a male's scrotum tightly with all fingers except the middle, which is inserted into the rectum. It is closely related to the shocker.

Man I thought I was going to get a blowjob last night, but she gave me the strangler instead; My balls turned blue.

by BoxfanWV January 20, 2007

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010

Stranglehump

To strangle whilst humping someone. Sometimes strangling to death then humping.

He stranglehumped his victim until she died.

by ergonomic desk chairs April 2, 2009