Dark Squirt

When you ejaculate acid.

Damn I had a dark squirt last night and I had to go to the hospital!

by Johnny Cartly January 12, 2008

super squirt

That's me. It's when you are having an intense orgasm from intense stimulation. The squirt is uncontrollable and the subsequent orgasms are followed by stronger and more powerful orgasms with incredible amount of SUPER SQUIRT.
One of the most the most important requirements for SUPER SQUIRTING is to have the perfect man.

Those were the most pleasurable SUPER SQUIRTS ever.

by Jenna J'Adore January 1, 2009

Squid Squirt

When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.

"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."

by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018

squirt-gasm

A squirt-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he squeezes his dick and blows his load up to his tits.

Sometimes when i jack off, I squeeze my dick and have a squirt-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020

Sea Squirt

Reaching one's climax whilst in an aquatic environment, usually followed by a very visible amount of bodily fluid in said environment.

Did you give that sex on the beach a try man?
Yeah, the bitch made the hugest sea squirt I ever saw!

by Stormwhisper February 27, 2009

Squat & Squirt

Sexual Act (As always), Where Male/Female lay on a flat surface, usually a bed. Then their partner female stands over their head region with their legs either side. The partner standing then proceeds to Squat, this will then leave the person on top with their general crotch area in the other person face. The partner below starts at works. This should, if done well, produce a Squirting from the partner ontop.

Horney Girlfriend:"Do you fancy a bit of Squat & Squirt love?"

by Jacksc2 July 6, 2006

Squirt Off

The girl's version of jacking off.

Fingering yourself,humping a pillow, using a vibrator, rubbing your clit are ways to Squirt Off.

by Snapbacks are hawt September 19, 2011