A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. It’s size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.
Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier
by Davedale August 25, 2019
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Ryan (born Febuary 11, 2004), better known as Shockingryan, is a British Youtuber and one of the best HIVE Bedrock Edition Players.
by Hive Bedrock May 8, 2022
Get the Shockingryan mug.nip•ple shock (nip’əl shäk) n. 1 trauma to the pectoralis causing pain at the tip of the nipple 2 (adj.) paralyzed in awe after seeing a huge pair of knockers.
1 ouch! You hit me in the tit with a ping-pong ball I'm if fucking nipple shock!
2 woah... That pair of jugs was amaizing, I'm in nipple shock bro.
2 woah... That pair of jugs was amaizing, I'm in nipple shock bro.
by General Maxim September 25, 2008
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