Splooge

To cum or ejaculate into another man's asshole.

Oh dude sorry I just splooged right into you.

by Alexisahomo May 18, 2009

sploosh

to drink straight from a pressurized soda fountain

"i was splooshing so hard at burgerking"

by indyindyindy March 23, 2007

sploogey

An internet pedophile who runs message boards where grown men masturbate on pictures of underage girls, then take pictures of the picture to repost for other guys to jerk off to.

Sploogey's Jerk off board has some illegal pics of underage girls with pedophile cum on them.

by Unemployed Asshole January 23, 2009

splooshy

The feeling you get when you have to sneeze, but can't.

Even though I sneezed on my girlfriend's food, I was thankful that the splooshy feeling went away.

by Abe Burson September 22, 2003

Sploosh

Utensil used to poke bud down ends of blunts and/or joints

You mean a sploosh?

by JarJar HasSh March 30, 2011

Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".

Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"

by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009

splooge

explosion of the buttox region;diarhea; wet fart; massive waste disposal

the man needed to use the bathroom badly and ended up needing to splooge.

by ritzbitz November 3, 2006