banana splitters

When two girls have banged the same dude at different times.

Shit girl! You fucked him too? ... Guess we're banana splitters!

by Eleventy Threeve September 2, 2017

Bag of Skittles

Genetic make up, in reference to possible offspring. Traits such as hair color, body type, eye color, height, etc. The Bag of Skittles can also include bad things such as diseases (asthma, allergies, diabetes) and mental issues (psycho, anxiety, depression, being a freak in general). One must thoroughly examine the Bag of Skittles of the opposite sex before deciding to have offspring.

*Skittles are a popular chewy, bite size candy with a hard candy outter shell. They come in various flavors and colors and are very popular in the U.S.

She's hot and all, but have you checked out her Bag of Skittles yet? She might have some bad Skittles in there ....you know...she might be crazy.

My baby's daddy has no common sense, and my baby is just like her daddy and it drives me crazy! Girl, you should have checked out his Bag of Skittles before you had that baby!

by Dirtbunny July 24, 2008

wood splitter

the wood splitter is a minnesota term that takes two guys havin sex with one girl one guy in the vagina and one guy in the anal

hey dude were goin to put a wood splitter on this chick tonight

by bw78 January 20, 2008

You smell like skittles

What Sadists say instead of "I love you"

Josh: You smell like skittles.
Amber: AWWW thanks! You smell like skittles too.

by kaythanksbye2 and Pistachio Nut November 7, 2005

skittles

Another word for skills; having talent at a particular activity.

"Awesome dunk!"

"Yeah I got skittles"

by huge1 April 1, 2009

log splitter

peircing that bridges the two butt cheeks, splitting the turd as one poops.

Dear sir, is that a log splitter in the crack of your hiney?

by turd masher July 2, 2006

skittles

Having a bowl of pills and chugging a handful down you're throat :

Robert: Yo anthony, come over were doing skittles
Anthony: no dud, i stopped that.

by nancy nausea September 3, 2006