splash and dash

Having a quick wee!
The term originated in Formula 1 and or NASCAR where a car comes in for a minor fix - new tyres etc and takes on a small amount of fuel while this work is being done

Dave was in a hurry so he nipped into the loo for a quick splash and dash.

by Drew Clarke January 4, 2008

splash

To have sex with a woman

"I splashed that redhead last weekend"

by nuck June 11, 2006

Splosher

Someone who has a fetish of smearing food on themselves.

She poured pudding all over herself. She was a real splosher.

by wordzup October 16, 2008

Slish

noun
-discharge of secretions from the cervical glands of the vagina; normally clear or white

-female equivalent of semen

Gurl, you need to wipe up that slish.

Man, I was all up in her slish.

by slishattack August 25, 2011

Genital Jungle Splash

The bodily genital discharge from a person infested with STD's.

While Ricky was fornicating that psyco ass bitch he got genital jungle splash all over my brand new sleeping bag, Goddamn it Ricky!

by Nutlicka November 12, 2004

splash back

It's the water that comes back up from the commode and hits your butt when you poop.

Boy, There sure was alot of splash back that time my butt got sooked.

by kythiefsnatcher April 29, 2010

splashback

1. when the water from a toilet or a urinal splashes up or out and wets your arse or shoes.

2. (metaphorical) unforeseen, unintentional, negative consequences of a person's actions.

1. John noticed a light mist on his shoes and cursed his splashback.

2. Neil realised he had incurred splashback when he recognised his girlfriend's mother as the older woman he had picked up while drunk the previous weekend.

by Gunnar Longshanks January 4, 2007