shlaflam

term used in sex wen u want to give plaman defenition 2 u fuckin idiot

do u wan to give me shlaflam?
u shlaflam

by y bother May 6, 2005

Spaff Worthy

adj. Used to describe a person suitable for sexual relations, worthy of a spaff.

Check her out, she's spaff worthy!

by Jon Arne June 2, 2007

Splaadoww

A sentence enhancer used at the end of a sentence to compliment that person

Susan, you have a bangin body! SPLAADOWW!!!

by Nick Ham July 18, 2007

Splack

A large possetting performed by a baby. Projected rather than dripping. Not to be confused with Splick, a much lesser form. A Splack is easily differered from a splick by the noise as it hits a solid floor.

oh no, Baby has Splacked!

by JPMAY October 30, 2007

[Spaff] [Wagon]

1. a person who is a goon.

2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.

an insult.

1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.

2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!

by Guido of midland origin. October 18, 2008

Spafin

It's waaaaay worse than a weem. It's like..really bad. But it's not that bad..like it's not as bad as saying F*ck or anything. (Yeah..I'm a weem for saying "F*ck".) But..you use it daily..SPREAD IT!


Note: The shorter version is Spaf.

yeah..James is a weem for not bringing money to the mall, but Jimmy is a Spafin for not going.

by STEALTH PANDA December 23, 2008

spafard

the most intensely dope, in french it means master of pussy and in latin it is translated "delicious dude"

that ridiculously sick motherfucker over there that happens to be disgustingly handsome is sooooo spafard

by Jspaffy November 1, 2009