Shlooding

Verb,

The act of taking a bloody shit and/or shitting blood.

"What's taking so long in there?"
"Bro I'm shlooding it hurts so bad!"

by KyrenShat May 6, 2024

sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024

Sloaning

Verb

To wander on foot, whimsically

He was sloaning around the gap of Dunloe

by Sloaners February 22, 2026

Sloobings

when someone light's a cigarette in there ass-hole and puffs the smoke out there mouth

Bella: What are you doing today?
Steve: I'm going to go sloobings with my friends

by The_Man-Of_Your-Dreams12345678 September 16, 2024

Spadooning

The act of repeatedly slapping an erect penis on someone’s bare ass cheeks.

Before backshots, I had to practice my spadooning on Linda. It’s like the New Zealand Rugby team getting pumped up with the Haka.

by HuntG12521 January 7, 2025

Shooning

The act of gooning (masturbating/edging for long periods of time) while taking a shit.

P1 "Yo dude! Stop sending me Tiktoks, im Shooning!"

P2 "Oh my god, that's so real!"

by TheRealTreener_ February 3, 2025

Sploffing

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.

Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli

by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025